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Theresa May has today said "Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets.".

Speaking at Alton Towers Theresa May’s comments come in a week that has seen youths involved in defacing statues in Trafalgar Square on an ever more frequent basis.

Theresa May’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to youths it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Youths and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.


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